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		<title>So WHAT if I smell!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year the cosmetics company I worked for summoned me to a meeting to discuss a new fragrance we had in development. Management had discovered that one of our chemists was adding components to the formula that were not pre-approved.  I was asked to investigate and make sure that all of the contaminated samples were [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wonderlemur.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8704848&amp;post=1&amp;subd=wonderlemur&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last year the cosmetics company I worked for summoned me to a meeting to discuss a new fragrance we had in development. Management had discovered that one of our chemists was adding components to the formula that were not pre-approved.  I was asked to investigate and make sure that all of the contaminated samples were destroyed.  I went to confront our top chemist, Lloyd, and kindly asked him to give me whatever he had left. This threw him into a rage. He started screaming at me and threw several glass vials at me. One of the other employees called security and Lloyd was escorted from the property. I went home after a rough day and figured that everything was taken care of .</p>
<p>The next morning I woke up, rolled over and gave my boyfriend a kiss.  He immediately inched away from me and started to gag. I thought maybe it was just my breath but he told me that the room smelt like rotting corpses. I thought that was kind of ironic because that is what I had been dreaming about. I thought maybe one of my pet rats had died but they were all alive and well. I figured I&#8217;d worry about it later after I had some coffee.  Suddenly the room smelled like coffee.  Kinda weird but I figured it was my imagination and the anticipation of my favorite beverage. I thought &#8216;hmmm&#8217;, eggs and bacon for breakfast would be good and then the odor from that became overwhelming. My boyfriend remarked from the other room how good the food smelled but I hadn&#8217;t started cooking yet. I knew then that something very strange had happened.</p>
<p>I tried for several hours to think of all of my favorite fragrances, gardenias, hyacinths, skunks&#8230; yeah, I&#8217;m weird.. so what. I was able to produce the scent of all of them perfectly. I thought of the possibilities that this new power  could have. I didn&#8217;t have to worry too much about showering every day because I could just imagine I was wearing deodorant and it was all good. I played jokes on people I didn&#8217;t like by making it seem like they had a flatulence problem, but that got old kinda quick. This ability was interesting but I certainly didn&#8217;t think it was as cool as being able to fly or to become invisible. Those were what I thought were the <em>good</em> powers.</p>
<p>That idea changed one night when I was coming home from a friends house. I was walking down the street and a van slowed down and two guys ran out at me and all I could think of was that they were going to chloroform me or something and suddenly they dropped to the ground unconscious.  I realized then that I had been limiting myself. Fragrance really IS a powerful thing.</p>
<p>After that I got a job working in a &#8216;company&#8217;. If I needed to incapacitate a whole room full of people I could imagine the most disgusting blend of  aromas and everyone would either start vomiting uncontrollably or leave the building. I could calm people down with the scent of lavender. I became very adept at controlling people just by being aware of the effect of fragrance.  I never told my old employers what had happened. This was a superpower I wanted to keep for myself. Now, whenever someone tells me I smell, I smile politely and say thank you.</p>
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